KIWANIS JOKES, RANGER FAVOR AND WIRELESS PRINTER

Tuesday was Kiwanis business meeting but we got Dale Bishop to tell a couple of jokes. One was an Aggie joke he had heard as a blond joke that I won't repeat, but I liked the one about the tomcat that died and went to Heaven. St. Peter said that we haven't had any tomcats but what could we do for him. He said that on earth his master would never let him sleep on the furniture and he had to sleep on the hard floor. He would like to have a nice soft pillow to sleep on. St. Peter said he guessed that they could do that. The next day five mice showed up. Peter said that they didn't have any mice but what did they want. They replied that on earth they were always being chased and would like to have some roller skates so that they could run faster. He agreed. The next day he goes by the tomcat who really looked completely happy. He asked him how it was going and he said never did he expect such a great place with a great bed and meals on wheels.

Tuesday night retired Texas Ranger Bob Favor and his wife came to the Meet the Author event at the Library. He told some great stories that aren't in his book. He told me that the write-up on him in the Livestock Weekly sold books all over the United States.

Wednesday morning I drove to Granbury to take Nancy to the high rated orthopedic surgeon, Ajai Cadambi, in Fort Worth. He took some more X-rays of her hips and her right knee and said both hips were in bad shape at the joints but she had strong bones. The left hip had lost all flexibility and the right was rapidly deteriorating. He recommended hip joint replacement on both starting with the left one. Surgery is scheduled for May 25. They recommend you giving blood to use during the operation. Nancy went to the Carter Blood Center on Hulen, after finding the one on Forest Park had moved and Hulen was on the way home. She gave one unit and will give another when she goes back in May 21 for pre-op.

Today I helped her install a Lexmark wireless printer that we can both access from the wireless router in her home. It worked with no problems. I had anticipated all kinds of problem after trying to use a wireless hookup on my laser printer at home and couldn't get it to work after Mark and I spent one whole day calling tech support and finally taking it back for a refund.

With all the time in the doctor's office I have almost finished IN SIX DAYS. Fifty essays by PhD scientists from all fields who believe evolution is impossible and accept the six day story of Genesis as literal and accurate. I can't understand how any knowledgeable scientist can believe in evolution when scientific facts completely discredit the whole idea. If they can't believe the Bible they should try the space alien as a better answer.