FIVE DOLLAR BILL

I went to my barber Tuesday and told him I wanted my beard to look like the face on the five dollar bill. He took one out and looked at while he trimmed away my mustace and hair on my lower lip. So now I feel a lot better and my daughter will probably approve. I should look a little younger in her eyes. The down side was that this morning for the first time in three months I had to use my razor. Someone came into the barbershop and told me I needed to buy a black high hat. That may be going a little too far.